Date Everything! Announces New Release Date

Hot off the presses like a stove you can’t wait to date, Sassy Chap Games announced Date Everything is delayed. We won’t bury the lead here, but your Valentine’s Date with the dresser won’t be happening until June 2025. 

There is good news and bad news that comes along with this. Lead Designer Ray Chase shared, “we reached our goals with no compromise in our bonkers artistic vision,” indicating this game is as ambitious as we all had hoped for. Who doesn’t want to date their fridge or their comfortable couch? Especially when those voices are accompanied by actors such as Neil Newbon, Laura Bailey, Ben Starr, and of course, Ray Chase? 

For a game with such lofty goals, it means the potential for bugs and game breaking glitches which the team is actively working to resolve. “Our bug list is finally starting to dwindle down,” states Chase. This is great news to hear for those of us tired of games being delivered with so many issues. Chase and team understand this as well, “to submit our game in the state with so many outstanding glitches would be doing you a disservice.” It’s great to know that game developers are looking out for us and making sure our dates go smoothly. 

We won’t get to date household objects until June, but it sounds like it will be worth the wait. Especially if now we even have the chance to date the glitch. It may not be a romantic Valentine’s Day, but it’s shaping up to be a sexy summer of love! Are you looking forward to Date Everything? Let us know below.

Stephanie "Candyxbomb" Richards

Stephanie, aka Candy, is a Puerto Rican variety streamer, charity fundraiser, catmom, anime fan, and gamer. She's been gaming since the early 90s and quickly began a love affair with JRPGs when she stumbled on Final Fantasy VII for the first time. Her favorite genres include RPG/JRPGs, tactical games, visual novels, and murder mysteries. Find her @candyxbomb on X.

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Date Everything! Announces New Release Date

Stephanie "Candyxbomb" Richards

Stephanie, aka Candy, is a Puerto Rican variety streamer, charity fundraiser, catmom, anime fan, and gamer. She's been gaming since the early 90s and quickly began a love affair with JRPGs when she stumbled on Final Fantasy VII for the first time. Her favorite genres include RPG/JRPGs, tactical games, visual novels, and murder mysteries. Find her @candyxbomb on X.

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  1. I was interested in this game, and didn’t even know it was going to have Neil Newbon and Laura Bailey in it until reading this article. This will definitely be worth waiting for!

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